"The topic for my talk is "Righteous Goal-Setting." I am not sure why the Bishop picked me. Since my broken neck three months ago, my goals have been pretty modest: trying to regain strength and use of my left arm, starting to drive again, and since I can't look down with my neck brace, trying to improve my aim so I can keep the toilet seat dry. I'll let you guess which goal my wife likes the best. By the way, it has been 10 years since I gave a talk in sacrament meeting, so if it is another 10 years before I give another one, I guess we'll know that joke made it all the way to Salt Lake."
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hahahahahahah. I going to make sure that it makes it all the way to Salt Lake. They won't give you another 10 year break -- they'll just send you back to Berkeley!
All part of my brilliant plan (insert evil laugh here...)
Hilarious! I remember my parents telling me that, but I had totally forgotten it. I love it! I wish I could have been there! Love ya Dave!
He is one funny guy.
Where's the like button on blogs?
Speechless...He's a funny guy! I wish I was there to have seen the reaction of the Bishopric!
LOVE the opening!
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